Big Studio Naming Rights

(Please email hello[at]maximumfun.org to purchase, otherwise we pay like a gazillion dollars in transaction fees. Thanks!)

This is the big one. Our brand new, biggest studio can hold up to five people and two producers and maybe a publicist, and is the centerpiece of our new office. People will say “Hey, can we use the [YOUR NAME] studio? Pretty please?” and “Sorry, [YOUR NAME] studio is all booked up for the next week, we’ll have to bump [FAMOUS CELEBRITY]” and "Hey, do you remember how sweaty our old studio was? [YOUR NAME] is so cool." 

FINE PRINT: By purchasing the naming rights through our store, you are not buying a physical item. You are sponsoring the item in the MaxFun office. That means this item will be named after you forever (or until it breaks or until we need to replace it or until the end of the world or until we move again, whichever comes first). The fanciness of the item sponsored will determine the fanciness of the label we put on it, anywhere from a (gold) label from a label maker to an engraved brass plate. Thank you!

[Oh also, if you turn out to be a real creep or something in a few years, we reserve the right to not keep your name on it, so keep being the cool person you are please.]