MaxFun Moving Sale
Conference Table Naming Rights
Conference Table Naming Rights
Regular price
$200.00
Regular price
Sale price
$200.00
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per
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We...uh...have never had a conference table before. And we don’t really have one now. But we do have the old break room table that we can use for the time being, and we have access to craigslist to keep an eye out for “conference table but not too stodgy looking but not, like, ad agency circa 2016 either, but in any case not clearly a repurposed break room table.” And when we find it, your name will be on it (and in the meantime it will be on the break room table, which is pretty nice actually, as these things go).
FINE PRINT: By purchasing the naming rights through our store, you are not buying a physical item. You are sponsoring the item in the MaxFun office. That means this item will be named after you forever (or until it breaks or until we need to replace it or until the end of the world or until we move again, whichever comes first). The fanciness of the item sponsored will determine the fanciness of the label we put on it, anywhere from a (gold) label from a label maker to an engraved brass plate. Thank you!
[Oh also, if you turn out to be a real creep or something in a few years, we reserve the right to not keep your name on it, so keep being the cool person you are please.]
