To have a single job and to do it reliably, unflappably, indefatigably: this is a professional goal we can all aspire to. Sandbags make sure that cameras don’t fall over and whack folks on the head. You, too, can be a part of preventing these whacks.


FINE PRINT: By purchasing the naming rights through our store, you are not buying a physical item. You are sponsoring the item in the MaxFun office. That means this item will be named after you forever (or until it breaks or until we need to replace it or until the end of the world or until we move again, whichever comes first). The fanciness of the item sponsored will determine the fanciness of the label we put on it, anywhere from a (gold) label from a label maker to an engraved brass plate. Thank you!

[Oh also, if you turn out to be a real creep or something in a few years, we reserve the right to not keep your name on it, so keep being the cool person you are please.]