Tripod Naming Rights

Pods are feet. A tripod is three feet, and three tripods are nine feet, and nonapod is, like a podcast for grandmas maybe (which we’d totally listen to) but maybe you can give us a better name for it. Like yours!

FINE PRINT: By purchasing the naming rights through our store, you are not buying a physical item. You are sponsoring the item in the MaxFun office. That means this item will be named after you forever (or until it breaks or until we need to replace it or until the end of the world or until we move again, whichever comes first). The fanciness of the item sponsored will determine the fanciness of the label we put on it, anywhere from a (gold) label from a label maker to an engraved brass plate. Thank you!

[Oh also, if you turn out to be a real creep or something in a few years, we reserve the right to not keep your name on it, so keep being the cool person you are please.]